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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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whovianletthedaleksout:

bealli62:

imsome-thingelse:

xpsychohogx:

unimportant:

earth science?

Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.

Black opal. These are beautiful.

no it’s a dragon scale

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maybetheresknope:

“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam!”

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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did-you-kno:

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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teganandsara:

I wear the @theEllenshow underwear too.

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itsalovetypething:

can a pretty girl just come cuddle me and love me and make me feel happy 

plz and thank u

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the-bards-apprentice:

when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat

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